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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the best comeback you used on someone?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Minnesota Vikings News and Links: Another Day OF OTAs! - Daily Norseman

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

WWE King & Queen Of The Ring 2025 Finals Confirmed - WrestleTalk

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Famous 'ice-age puppies' are not actually dogs, according to new study - Earth.com

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

New Genus Of Jumping Spiders Found In New Zealand's Mountains, And They May Have Ballooned Their Way There - IFLScience

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

SpaceX launches Falcon 9 from Vandenberg SFB Saturday afternoon - KSBY News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Is moderate drinking bad, actually? - vox.com

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Catching a jellyfish in the sky: New galaxy discovered with the James Webb Space Telescope - Phys.org

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Temu’s daily US users cut in half following end of ‘de minimis’ loophole - New York Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Florida higher ed board stuns UF, blocks Santa Ono from becoming president - Gainesville Sun