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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:42

Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the best comeback you used on someone?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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